Unusual situation in bed..."Snarfy Time?"?

well, you do what you like to, but that wasn't very honest, for a 8 months story. about , I guess they are fake (hormones or implant), so that's another not honest thing. A long relationship should begin with more clear basis, especially in a situation like this, that will have hard times in future. You should not need to learn from Google, but from he/she.